The Doctor is In

This morning I woke up and this phrase was rolling, repeatedly through my nearly conscious brain.

They call me The Doctor because I have a Ph.D. in trivia and a Masters in love.  I'm perfectly qualified for flirting, or a one-night stand.

I don't know where this stuff comes from.  I think it's the Holy Spirit, but if that is true, then that guy has a real weird sense of humor.

Still.  I'm going to start practicing my flirt.  I think that's what God wants.