Things I hate

One of the smartest guys around, Robert Kirby, said this today. 

“I consider myself one of the most intolerant people I know, but gays aren't even on my "Top 500 People Whose Guts I Hate" list. I checked it this morning.

Under "H," the list goes from "Happy Birthday Songs in Restaurants" to "Hitler, Adolf" without any mention of "Homosexuals." Nothing under "F" or "Q" either.“

 

When I read that, I realized that my reputation as a misanthrope was in serious risk if I don’t have a list of people I hate.  I may not have 500 on my list, and they aren’t all people, but here is a subset of my list.

 

• Chris Buttars (and the 23,717 idiots in West Jordan who voted for him last November)

• Oklahoma
• Ham Smoothies
• Commercials for tampons
• Commercials for condoms
• Commercials for erectile dysfunction tablets
• Commercials for erectile dysfunction pumps (shudder)

I had to list these separately, because I hate them 4 times as much.

• Vegetarian chili
  
• Killer bees
  
• Bono
  
• Slutty chicks who dress up on Halloween as a sexy nurse or a naughty nun.

(Just kidding, I totally love that.)

• The French
  
• Clown cars.  Actually, any clowns.
• People who brag about getting rich on the internet
  
• Hot Chick with Douchebags  

Not the website.  In fact, not even the hot chicks.  Pretty much just the douchebags.

• Amy Winehouse
  
• Tattoos of people
  
• The idiot who cancelled ‘Firefly’.
  
• Bears
  
• Jim Cramer

That's 20, and that's a good start.  I'll have to keep a pad and pen handy by my desk so I can keep better track.  Mostly, its people that make me angry, but I don't know everybody's name, so I can't list you all individually.