<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777</id><updated>2012-04-19T07:50:42.034-06:00</updated><category term='Books library'/><category term='Satoshi'/><category term='Kellie'/><category term='Tokyo'/><category term='Japan'/><title type='text'>Misanthropic Musings</title><subtitle type='html'>"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."&lt;BR&gt;
- JRR Tolkien</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>66</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-1017335604705113644</id><published>2011-03-16T17:01:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-03-16T17:23:38.999-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Stock Photo Tropes</title><summary type='text'>My friend Aaron has made me aware that stock photography sites are suffering from either a lack of creativity in picture themes, or ridiculous demand for unusual items, such that the same type of picture keeps showing up repeatedly.When you see the picture together, you will see why it's amusing.  Here's an example from another blog.Women laughing alone, with saladHere's another.This pile of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/1017335604705113644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=1017335604705113644' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/1017335604705113644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/1017335604705113644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2011/03/stock-photo-tropes.html' title='Stock Photo Tropes'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-6526901598308386152</id><published>2011-03-10T06:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-10T06:01:16.004-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Classic pranks.</title><summary type='text'>Once again, you've fallen for one of my classic pranks.var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6801433-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}http://instantbazinga.com/</summary><link rel='related' href='http://instantbazinga.com/' title='Classic pranks.'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/6526901598308386152/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=6526901598308386152' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/6526901598308386152'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/6526901598308386152'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2011/03/classic-pranks.html' title='Classic pranks.'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-4780570334313135182</id><published>2011-03-07T15:23:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-07T16:06:49.880-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Comic Book Store Guy</title><summary type='text'>My daughter thinks that I have some inexplicable talent for finding unusual and single-serving websites.  She asked me to start a blog that showcased them.  Then I remembered that I already bought this domain for just that purpose.  So, today, I'm getting back on track. Comicbook Store Guy turns the table on his customers.var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." :</summary><link rel='related' href='http://ourvaluedcustomers.blogspot.com/' title='Comic Book Store Guy'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/4780570334313135182/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=4780570334313135182' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/4780570334313135182'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/4780570334313135182'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2011/03/comic-book-store-guy.html' title='Comic Book Store Guy'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-ix5XVX7xugo/TXBrN6g0z8I/AAAAAAAAA5c/_FPnPNu3gkI/s72-c/359.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-1757183288702093454</id><published>2010-07-26T08:12:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-07-26T08:28:03.556-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Boob envy</title><summary type='text'>How many of you have seen this picture before?Lots of fun, right?  Well, you haven't really laughed until you have seen the rest of the pictures from that night.Thank you, GIS.  You have once again made my life sweeter.var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type=</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/1757183288702093454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=1757183288702093454' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/1757183288702093454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/1757183288702093454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2010/07/boob-envy.html' title='Boob envy'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-3475012258221220243</id><published>2010-03-09T14:31:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-09T15:11:23.569-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Once again, Google makes science fiction real</title><summary type='text'>Those clever folks at Google have done it again, and this time in such an over the top way, that my head is swimming at how surreal the invention is.  Check this out.Google has released an app for smartphones running the Google Android operating system.  Big deal, you might say.  Google has had a translation page thingy for years now.Fair enough.  But this is on a phone.Big deal again, you might </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/3475012258221220243/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=3475012258221220243' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/3475012258221220243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/3475012258221220243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2010/03/once-again-google-makes-science-fiction.html' title='Once again, Google makes science fiction real'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-5725333573216410896</id><published>2010-02-09T08:28:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2010-02-09T08:58:17.887-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Single Serving Websites.</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));I can't remember if I mentioned this site before, so I'm doing it now.I LOVE single-serving websites.  I love seeing someone put a whole lot of creativity into something that might </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/5725333573216410896/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=5725333573216410896' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/5725333573216410896'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/5725333573216410896'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2010/02/single-serving-websites.html' title='Single Serving Websites.'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-2383920709408871068</id><published>2010-02-08T09:03:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T09:36:02.634-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What happened to the first 8 districts?</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");&gt;document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));Can someone explain to me why District 9 is nominated for an Oscar this year?  (N.B. I'm writing this before the awards ceremony, but I'm pretty confident it won't win Best Picture.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/2383920709408871068/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=2383920709408871068' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/2383920709408871068'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/2383920709408871068'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2010/02/what-happened-to-first-8-districts.html' title='What happened to the first 8 districts?'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-8236612451975429151</id><published>2009-12-07T21:13:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2009-12-07T22:06:54.986-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mobile tunes</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));So it's Monday again, and time for more thoughts about the iPhone.  I had a whole post planned for this week, but two things happened.  I decided I need to do a bit more research </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/8236612451975429151/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=8236612451975429151' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/8236612451975429151'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/8236612451975429151'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/12/mobile-tunes.html' title='Mobile tunes'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-804498478026308529</id><published>2009-12-01T09:15:00.007-07:00</published><updated>2009-12-02T14:44:47.917-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bacon Tuesday,  Week 2</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));Last week, I posted a couple of funny pictures and one awesome product called Bacon Pop.  Bacon flavored popcorn.  This week, I'll suffice with a couple simple pictures.Here is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/804498478026308529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=804498478026308529' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/804498478026308529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/804498478026308529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/12/bacon-tuesday-week-2.html' title='Bacon Tuesday,  Week 2'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SxVCkYwqbRI/AAAAAAAAACo/SRfvZiNejn8/s72-c/Bacon+nails.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-1143297380393234561</id><published>2009-11-30T12:50:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2009-11-30T13:22:31.518-07:00</updated><title type='text'>iPhun</title><summary type='text'>If you dear readers can refrain from judging me, for a moment, I'll let you in on a little secret. I have switched two of my oldest loyalties in the last month. I have given up on LG and Verizon and bought an iPhone on the AT&amp;T network. Hey. I said don't judge me.The truth is, I still love LG and Verizon, but I was not able to receive signal at my new home on the Verizon network, so I was forced </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/1143297380393234561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=1143297380393234561' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/1143297380393234561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/1143297380393234561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/11/iphun.html' title='iPhun'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-3111492008252992785</id><published>2009-11-24T08:47:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2009-11-24T09:03:38.131-07:00</updated><title type='text'>MMmmmm.... Bacon blog</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));About a year ago, the biggest meme on the internet was a little thing called the Bacon Explosion.  It was basically a bacon and sausage log, rolled up and barbecued.  I even know </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/3111492008252992785/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=3111492008252992785' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/3111492008252992785'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/3111492008252992785'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/11/mmmmmm-bacon-blog.html' title='MMmmmm.... Bacon blog'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SwwCXjfu1oI/AAAAAAAAACg/MrvjY2pFBOs/s72-c/bacon-pop.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-1423542652842050915</id><published>2009-08-04T13:11:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T13:53:54.691-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Farewell to blogs</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));I've mentioned before that I read far too many blogs and am never caught up.  This morning my dear spouse mentioned that same, but in a not too patient tone.  Less of a 'how do you </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/1423542652842050915/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=1423542652842050915' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/1423542652842050915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/1423542652842050915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/08/farewell-to-blogs.html' title='Farewell to blogs'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-2600852305587191048</id><published>2009-07-28T08:09:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-07-29T20:47:39.738-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Does manipulating Adsense make me happy?</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));Just now I surfed out to a link on a physics magazine (yes, a physics magazine, so sue me for being a geek) and was reading a story about a scientist who built some contraption to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/2600852305587191048/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=2600852305587191048' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/2600852305587191048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/2600852305587191048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/07/does-manipulating-adsense-make-me-happy.html' title='Does manipulating Adsense make me happy?'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-1316698094878389237</id><published>2009-07-16T09:04:00.008-06:00</published><updated>2009-07-16T09:34:30.730-06:00</updated><title type='text'>More Stuntsurfing</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));It seems I find myself in one of those funks where nothing that I contemplate writing on seems worthy of putting on pixels.  And yet, nearly all the feedback I get on my blog is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/1316698094878389237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=1316698094878389237' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/1316698094878389237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/1316698094878389237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/07/more-stuntsurfing.html' title='More Stuntsurfing'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/Sl9H4KkyaVI/AAAAAAAAAB4/frDyiXmMXK8/s72-c/block4chan.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-7279523394224198750</id><published>2009-05-03T22:04:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-05-03T22:30:27.116-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Simply Surfing</title><summary type='text'>I have been collecting a LOT of RSS feeds, from my email client, which makes it a lot easier to keep track of a few blogs.  Which is all well and good, until you start adding every cool blog that you see to your folder list.  Yes, you can collect a lot of links but it doesn't take long before you are  several hundred, and sometime a few thousand, entries behind current.  In my case, this  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/7279523394224198750/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=7279523394224198750' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/7279523394224198750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/7279523394224198750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/05/simply-surfing.html' title='Simply Surfing'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-7940119948300234101</id><published>2009-04-29T08:36:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2009-04-29T09:17:51.466-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Nature's Perfect Food</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));I remember once having a conversation with my father and I don't even remember what we were talking about, but he said, in passing, that potatoes were natures perfect food.  I took </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/7940119948300234101/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=7940119948300234101' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/7940119948300234101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/7940119948300234101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/04/natures-perfect-food.html' title='Nature&apos;s Perfect Food'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-57775950151933363</id><published>2009-04-15T15:58:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-04-15T16:01:30.599-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Idle Thoughts</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));Hey, I'm man enough to admit that I watch American Idol every week.  And enjoy it.  And I'm man enough to admit that I miss the Wednesday morning recaps I used to have with my boss, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/57775950151933363/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=57775950151933363' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/57775950151933363'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/57775950151933363'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/04/idle-thoughts.html' title='Idle Thoughts'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-8576692590415276036</id><published>2009-04-13T08:37:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-04-13T09:43:51.839-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Big Company.  Stupid Mistake.</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));I'm getting really sick of really big companies making really foreseeable mistakes and then pretending the whole thing was unavoidable.  Why?  Because the chasm between the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/8576692590415276036/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=8576692590415276036' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/8576692590415276036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/8576692590415276036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/04/big-company-stupid-mistake.html' title='Big Company.  Stupid Mistake.'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-7765802364434217029</id><published>2009-03-31T12:28:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-31T12:49:24.361-06:00</updated><title type='text'>New Leaves... err... leafs?</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));You wouldn't know it by watching my RSS feed, but I spend a lot of time composing, and later rejecting, blogishness in my head.  I worry about what's interesting enough, and what's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/7765802364434217029/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=7765802364434217029' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/7765802364434217029'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/7765802364434217029'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/03/new-leaves-err-leafs.html' title='New Leaves... err... leafs?'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-1408499710570943815</id><published>2009-03-16T23:12:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-31T12:51:47.052-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Blog Whore</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));OK, you can go ahead and call me a blog whore if you want, and it would no doubt be true, but I just can't help myself.  I just love playing games with search engines.  A few months </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/1408499710570943815/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=1408499710570943815' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/1408499710570943815'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/1408499710570943815'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/03/var-gajshost-https-document.html' title='Blog Whore'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-2266875533270984179</id><published>2009-03-02T07:26:00.006-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-02T08:04:38.057-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Doctor is In</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));This morning I woke up and this phrase was rolling, repeatedly through my nearly conscious brain.try {&gt;var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6801433-1");pageTracker._trackPageview()</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/2266875533270984179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=2266875533270984179' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/2266875533270984179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/2266875533270984179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/03/doctor-is-in.html' title='The Doctor is In'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-161234384223760361</id><published>2009-02-24T21:03:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2009-02-24T21:23:16.078-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Things I hate</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));One of the smartest guys around, Robert Kirby, said this today.   “I consider myself one of the most intolerant people I know, but gays aren't even on my "Top 500 People Whose Guts I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/161234384223760361/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=161234384223760361' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/161234384223760361'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/161234384223760361'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/02/things-i-hate.html' title='Things I hate'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-6082339075401062659</id><published>2009-02-20T07:38:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2009-02-20T08:59:29.070-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm SIMURE</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));If I recall correctly, it was my innagural blog post where I said that my life is never dull.  My professional life, in particular.  In that post I told how I was accidentally hired </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/6082339075401062659/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=6082339075401062659' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/6082339075401062659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/6082339075401062659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/02/var-gajshost-https-document.html' title='I&apos;m SIMURE'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-2204450227205801107</id><published>2009-02-17T22:44:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2009-02-17T23:19:04.906-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bloggination</title><summary type='text'>I mentioned to a friend a while back that I was tracking a blog with an RSS feed, and he had no idea what that meant.  So I had to write a long email explaining it all.  Since it seems to be something that a lot of people don't get, I'm explaining it again here.  What the heck is RSS?If you think of your favorite blog or webpage as a newspaper or a magazine, then a RSS feed is the same thing as a</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/2204450227205801107/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=2204450227205801107' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/2204450227205801107'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/2204450227205801107'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/02/bloggination.html' title='Bloggination'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZulov6HpVI/AAAAAAAAAA8/ls-QFqlWIw8/s72-c/rss_outlook.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21356777.post-3586779765414955384</id><published>2009-01-12T18:46:00.005-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-12T22:17:51.334-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Happiest Place on Earth</title><summary type='text'>var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));So, the results of the expirement in shameless blog promotion are back.  It appears that selling out to corporate America is worth the occasional 77% bump in readership stats.  And </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/feeds/3586779765414955384/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21356777&amp;postID=3586779765414955384' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/3586779765414955384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21356777/posts/default/3586779765414955384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://stuntsurfing.blogspot.com/2009/01/var-gajshost-https-document.html' title='The Happiest Place on Earth'/><author><name>Thayne Forbes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16612285290314675598</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='23' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QPwsZrOKfGE/SZ6_9zJeEKI/AAAAAAAAABQ/oRPo5b2aeb0/S220/25th.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
